lightnin
10-10-2006, 10:05 AM
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her
room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and
noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched
her. They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy
as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out
of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the
curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's
room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart
rate.
The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.
The husband said, "I'm not sure; maybe she choked."
room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and
noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched
her. They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy
as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out
of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the
curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's
room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart
rate.
The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.
The husband said, "I'm not sure; maybe she choked."