Blanco
03-05-2007, 04:44 PM
Two buddies, JJ and Dale , are getting very drunk at a bar when
suddenly Dale throws up all over himself. "Oh, no...Now my wife will
kill me!" JJ says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast
pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you
twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill."
So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.
Eventually Dale stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a bad time
"You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're
disgusting!"
Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words, Dale says,
"Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin. Itsh snot wha jew think.
I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me...he had
one too many! and he juss koudin hold hizz liquor.
He said he was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning
bill!"
His wife looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is > >forty
bucks.."
"Oh, yeah.. I almos' fergot, he shhhit in my pants, too."
suddenly Dale throws up all over himself. "Oh, no...Now my wife will
kill me!" JJ says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast
pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you
twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill."
So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.
Eventually Dale stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a bad time
"You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're
disgusting!"
Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words, Dale says,
"Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin. Itsh snot wha jew think.
I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me...he had
one too many! and he juss koudin hold hizz liquor.
He said he was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning
bill!"
His wife looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is > >forty
bucks.."
"Oh, yeah.. I almos' fergot, he shhhit in my pants, too."