Blanco
03-07-2007, 11:34 AM
Two very elderly friends, Max and Ralph, met in the park every day
to
feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One
day
Ralph didn't show up; Max didn't think much about it, figured maybe he
had
a cold or some such.
But after Ralph hadn't shown up for a week or so, Max really got
worried. However, the only time they ever got together anymore (they
used
to play a lot of golf together) was at the park, and Max couldn't
remember
where Ralph lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to
him.
A month passed, and Max figured old Ralph had gone to his heavenly
reward, but one day Max approached the park and, lo and behold, there
sat
Ralph ! Max was very excited and happy to see him and told him so! Then
he
said, "For crying out loud Ralph, what happened to you???" Ralph
replied,
"I have been in jail."
"Jail???," cried Max!! "What in the world for???" "Well," Ralph
said,
"You know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where
we
sometimes get coffee?" Yeah" said Max, "I remember her. What about her?"
"Well one day last month she got mad at me, and to get even, she
charged me with rape. I was so proud of what everyone would think an old
fart like me could still do, that when I got into court, I pled
'Guilty'.
The judge then took a good look at me and gave me 30 days for
perjury."
to
feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One
day
Ralph didn't show up; Max didn't think much about it, figured maybe he
had
a cold or some such.
But after Ralph hadn't shown up for a week or so, Max really got
worried. However, the only time they ever got together anymore (they
used
to play a lot of golf together) was at the park, and Max couldn't
remember
where Ralph lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to
him.
A month passed, and Max figured old Ralph had gone to his heavenly
reward, but one day Max approached the park and, lo and behold, there
sat
Ralph ! Max was very excited and happy to see him and told him so! Then
he
said, "For crying out loud Ralph, what happened to you???" Ralph
replied,
"I have been in jail."
"Jail???," cried Max!! "What in the world for???" "Well," Ralph
said,
"You know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where
we
sometimes get coffee?" Yeah" said Max, "I remember her. What about her?"
"Well one day last month she got mad at me, and to get even, she
charged me with rape. I was so proud of what everyone would think an old
fart like me could still do, that when I got into court, I pled
'Guilty'.
The judge then took a good look at me and gave me 30 days for
perjury."