Blanco
03-31-2007, 08:01 PM
> Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was
born without
> ears. When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital,
Johnny's family
> was invited over to see the baby.
>
> Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him
and
> explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if
he so much
> as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the
word
> "ears" he would get the spanking of his life when they came back
home. Little
> Johnn y told his dad he understood completely.
>
> When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a cute baby you have.
The mother
> said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny." Johnny said, "He has beautiful
little
> feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really
beautiful eyes.
> Can he see?"
>
> "Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he
will have
> 20/20 vision. "
>
> "That's great," said Little Johnny, "'cuz he'd be ****-outta-luck if
he needed
> glasses".
born without
> ears. When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital,
Johnny's family
> was invited over to see the baby.
>
> Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him
and
> explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if
he so much
> as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the
word
> "ears" he would get the spanking of his life when they came back
home. Little
> Johnn y told his dad he understood completely.
>
> When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a cute baby you have.
The mother
> said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny." Johnny said, "He has beautiful
little
> feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really
beautiful eyes.
> Can he see?"
>
> "Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he
will have
> 20/20 vision. "
>
> "That's great," said Little Johnny, "'cuz he'd be ****-outta-luck if
he needed
> glasses".