Badtodabone
06-21-2006, 01:03 PM
CALIFORNIAN, THAT MEANS...
-We have the best chronic around
-Everyone hates cops
-Everyone smokes weed its no big ****ing deal
-We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down
-I live next door to Mexicans
-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours
- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and
"dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and
"tight" and "bro" and I say them often
- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like
-All the porn you watch is made here, cause we ****
better and that's how it is
- I don't get snow days off because theres only snow in
Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear
- I can wear sandals all year long
- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"
- I know 65 mph really means 100
- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the
finger and high speed chase cuz we don't **** around on
the road
- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14
(legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)
- My governor can kick your governors ***
- I can go out at midnight
-You judge people based on what area code they live
in, and when asked where you're from, you give your
area code
- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on
vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm
from California I turn into a Greek GOD
- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "California
roll"
No cop no stop baby!
- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day
- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed
here
-We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the
Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!
- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we
share that with them)
- I have the most representation in the House of
Representatives, which means MY opinion means more
than yours, which means I'm better than you [geez....
hahaha]
- The best athletes come from here
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-We have the best chronic around
-Everyone hates cops
-Everyone smokes weed its no big ****ing deal
-We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down
-I live next door to Mexicans
-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours
- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and
"dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and
"tight" and "bro" and I say them often
- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like
-All the porn you watch is made here, cause we ****
better and that's how it is
- I don't get snow days off because theres only snow in
Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear
- I can wear sandals all year long
- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"
- I know 65 mph really means 100
- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the
finger and high speed chase cuz we don't **** around on
the road
- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14
(legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)
- My governor can kick your governors ***
- I can go out at midnight
-You judge people based on what area code they live
in, and when asked where you're from, you give your
area code
- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on
vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm
from California I turn into a Greek GOD
- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "California
roll"
No cop no stop baby!
- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day
- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed
here
-We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the
Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!
- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we
share that with them)
- I have the most representation in the House of
Representatives, which means MY opinion means more
than yours, which means I'm better than you [geez....
hahaha]
- The best athletes come from here
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